Ello Gov'nor

I'm Josh, and I'm pretty damn awesome. I post a lot of random shit. Feel free to message me about anything

(Source: unclefather, via schloong)


on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

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old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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lions nut in under 10 seconds so next time a bitch complain about 15 minutes im deadass havin her ass watch the discovery channel 

even the king of the jungle know time is money and ball is life

I’m done

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